im in so much physical pain i might died
disgusting evil bastard muscle
the stingray
women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)
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Outside
op this is good commentary but I’m mostly just captivated by how you drew the kid as a teeny little grub with a propeller hat
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ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes
self care is roasting the mean voice in your head
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i had a dream i took a covid test and the result was loss
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who is in control?
I hallucinate this post at least 5 times a day
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the switch successor will be as powerful as 2 switches duct-taped together
Sorry these tags need to be acknowledged I think
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